HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE THIRD AND FUCKING LAST FUCKING PART OF THE UNHOLYVERSE. !!!!!!!!!!
I'm practically peeing in my pants from the glee. I'll get my face stuck like :D and my arms like \O/ as soon as the room'll be empty and I'll be able to squee like a maniac. My parents don't need any more concerning-material, they're sure enough I ought to visit an asylum like this.
U guys. U GUYS
It's the freakin' AU where Gerard is a priest! If you've ever talked with me for more than five minutes you'll know how much of a sucker I am for this stuff. But! Gerard is the hot priest! 4/5 of MCR + Brian are piercer/hairdresser/tattoo artist! And they fight evil
In I'v been all things unholy
Frank is cursed and gets stigmata! And Gerard comes to help bringing UST, random religious knowledge, free interpretations of the Bible, and books! And everyone is a dork
and fangirls Buffy all the time MY HEART, BE STILL.
And in Staring through the demons
they save lives on the road! And THERE ARE FOB and this time Pete
is cursed and Patrick is a poor motherfucker! They fight MORE evil and there is MORE UST and the end is INSANE.
When the second part came out, I flailed via msn to harleen313
so hard, man, it was ridiculous. And then after finishing it I went on and on forever with an endless /O\ /O\ /O\ /O\! It's just that the end is made of EVIL and I've been waiting for the last part with fingers crossed and an indecent amount of flailing.
In less capslocked words, seriously: bexless
is a genius. She's written some of the most gorgeous MCR fanfic I've ever read. Everything I know about picspams I learnt it from her. She's smart and sweet and crazy and writes like a GODDESS.
The Unholyverse is a work of epic proportions of +180K words. The technical stuff is accurate and interesting and I admit that I've learnt a lot about religion and Bible from this fanfic. Even about art, there's a lot about art and, being Italian, it's adorable how Italian saints and artist keep being named during the story.
This story makes you laugh like a fool, it's kind of embarassing. God, I'll probably print and put under my pillow to cuddle it forever the bit where they are all doing research to find out what the fuck is happening to Frank, and they start talking about Buffy. Fangirling Buffy. Recasting
Buffy, god how are they even real? I fall from the chair giggling just thinking about it.
And this story makes you cry too. I shouldn't count because I cry whatching Disney stuff and crappy romantic films, I'd cry reading Harmonies, but. But this universe is mind-breaking and at the end of Staring through the demons I dare you to be all serious and calm and not crying your eyes out.
(But hopefully the third part will bring rainbows and unicorns and smut!)
Then, there's the fact that Gerard is a priest. The UST hits you like a train. Frank is SO fallen for Gerard it's not even funny, poor bastard, and Gerard... well. Vocation crisis all around! Oh, and there is Ray/Mikey too. But... no, okay, I can't spoiler. *clasps mouth and starts giggling*
The characters are amazing and perfect, even FOB, that aren't Bex speciality, are solid and... well, they're still Fall Out Boy, touring and fanservice-ing and being stupid.
Here's the masterlist
! There are wonderful art and fanmixes too ♥
Seriously, flist, read everything by Bexless or I'll punch you.
(I'm probably looking way too creepy, right?)
...and now I'm going to JUMP FROM A CLIFF because I can't - I can't
read it now. I've essays to do and shit to study and if I started, you wouldn't see me around for the next week (and when you'd see me again I'd be unbearable and you'd shoot me, so this conversation is pointless, I need to jump from that cliff). God /o\
SCHOOL, WHY SO CRUELLLL?Fic, why 680000 words long?